Till Death Do We Part, NOT!
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When he comes after your loved ones you fear;...
San Myshuno Sees Influx of Citizens; Movers Claim Paranormal Activities As the Cause
The city of San Myshuno released a formal notice on Friday, urging sims from outside the city to stop moving in. Interestingly, the phenomenon...
Urbanite Appliances Launches “Accidental” Product
Have you ever felt annoyed for the fact that you have to replace your wardrobe on a weekly basis? Maybe you need to replace...
No Need for Pocket Extinguisher! Firefighters to The Rescue
After a top-secret session, the Global Assembly has enacted a new set of fire safety guidelines that mandate the establishment of firefighting forces worldwide....
QuickMeal Co. Expands Menu, Applesauce for Adults Included
Editor’s note
Sorry to snap you out of the immersion. I just want to stress that the SMT has been, and always will be a...
Willow Creek Sim Fined for Spooking Neighbor in Costume
Magnolia police arrested and fined an old lady for trespassing on Fall 10. Law enforcement states that they made the arrest based on reports...
Missing Archaeologists Discover Hidden Omiscan Temple
On the first of May, the previously missing archaeologists—Kaitlyn Hamilton and Paul Guevara—finally made contact with the outside world. Guevara told the police that...
Another Snowless Snowflake Day, Meteorologist Says
With Snowflake Day around the corner, every household is busy making last-minute decorations, such as putting up wreaths or plopping down gift boxes. But...
Jules’ Column: Summer 2021
(This weekly column is brought to you by Crónica del sol, in partnership with San Myshuno Times)
“Hey, what color do you like?”
“I’m totally into...
Incognito Party Gone Wrong, Happy Spooky Day
Spooky Day, the time when the line between sims and ghosts becomes blurrier as if it is not blurry enough already. Children prance down...