Last time we talked about how a shock obesity epidemic hit SimCity, leaving the population at an obesity rate of 74%! But don’t fear, my less active friends – we have met Carter Birdsell, a local fitness expert, who shared his magic weight loss tips with us!
“For a while, you could work out for a tiny amount of time and get super buff,” Carter told us. “Some Sims were blessed with amazing metabolisms, like there was a glitch in life. Sims would go for a jog once and come back with muscles to die for.”
Unfortunately, we are not so blessed anymore, since The Gurus came and switched up everyone’s metabolisms. “Working out is still a good route to take, but you’ll need to stick to it. One workout won’t cut it anymore.”
But, what is this secret that doctors hate? “I make this meal called a Superfood Salad. It’s healthy, keeps weight off and tastes…interesting.” But how is it made? “I usually pop down to the grocery mart and buy whatever I can find that sounds like a superfood. I used to buy things like Maca Green Leaf Quinoa Roots and Camu Camu Matcha Oil but they don’t sell them anymore.”
Carter told us that the Superfood Salad is the way forward for weight loss. Exercise can do a little to help nowadays, but really, you need to worry about diet. The moral of the story today? Stop eating popcorn and start eating things with stupid-sounding names.
Did our weight loss tips make you say “OMP!”? Let us know how these weight loss tips work out for you!