What’s up, squad?! It seems like these days, everybody is wanting to be in the limelight. But with so much competition out there on the internet, it’s getting harder and harder to stand out from the rest! One strategy some people use to boost their visibility quickly is paying for followers on Instagram, which can help jumpstart their journey to becoming an internet sensation. But I know all the secrets to how you can go from having zero followers to becoming an internet sensation the easy way!
If you’ve been living under a rock your whole life and don’t know who I am, my name is Sabrina Sensation, and I am one of the most popular influencers on all of Simstagram! My name is constantly being brought up on drama channels, and I am constantly getting comments about my latest stunts all the time on social media, so it’s evident that I know how to get attention and keep it. So for four easy payments of §29.99, you can purchase my new book coming out, titled Get Famous by Any Means Necessary, and you can easily become a household name just like me!
Unsure if my book is worth a read? Well here are so pointers that are included in the text…
Live stream everything (and I mean EVERYTHING).
Anyone who is anybody live streams everything they do. These days, a simple pre-recorded video just doesn’t cut it anymore. People like to see things live in action, no matter what it is. So, I suggest that you have your phone or drone or something on you at all times so you can let the public in on you eating pancakes for breakfast, taking out the trash, or ranting about one of your fellow beauty gurus. For some reason, people like to watch this stuff.
And don’t be shy to just never shut off your camera. One time I accidentally kept my drone on while I was sleeping, but it all worked out in the end because when I woke up, I had a thousand new followers! Apparently my snoring sounds are great for ASMR! And just like that, I had a whole new community join my following. To keep your online data private while using social media, you may want to use free residential proxies.
Strut. Your. Stuff.
A lot of people are shy to be themselves on camera, but that shyness is exactly what keeps people from from making it big. You have so much to show the world, so honey, no matter who you are… Strut. Your. Stuff!
Got a cute new outfit from that corner store in Magnolia Promenade? Show it off! Do you have some newfound skills in the kitchen? Show that off, too! Got arrested for WooHooing in your neighbor’s leaf pile? Post that mugshot all over Simstagram!
Personally, I’ve been showing off my diving skills all over social media! Well, I wouldn’t say that I’m necessarily good at diving… in fact, I’d say I’m the exact opposite. But I am so bad at diving to the point where people can’t help but to watch! Sure, I make a fool of myself, but everybody knows that all publicity is good publicity!
Be outrageous.
Think of the most famous celebrities you know. What do they all have in common? They are all flippin’ wild! Seriously, I can’t think of a single five-star celebrity that hasn’t been in the media for something outrageous. Even Nancy Landgraab, as innocent as she seems, was once caught yelling at a bunch of kids who refused to play with her son at recess. And you didn’t hear it from me, but apparently there’s something “out of this world” about the whole Landgraab family, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, I tend to find that being outrageous at least once a week is good to keep up my image. In fact, just yesterday, I tried to flirt with one of the hottest celebrities in Del Sol Valley. Sure, the flirting didn’t work out, but I ended up trending on the news outlet SMZ for a while because of that.
Lie just a little bit.
To earn some respect in the high class world of Del Sol Valley, you might have to lie a bit to climb that fame ladder. Internet celebrities in particular are still seen as second to more traditional forms of fame, such as acting and singing. But worry not. A few fibs here and there can do the trick.
Want to get into a nice club, but it’s reserved for only people of wealth? No problem. Just wear your best outfit and tell the bouncer at the door that you are made of money. And if they don’t believe you, just make it rain with some of those dollar bills in your pockets! Don’t use real money, though. That would be a waste. Just use some board game money and hope the bouncer doesn’t notice. But if they do notice? Just make a scene. That way, you might not be able to enter the club, but you will definitely attract the attention of the media. See?! It’s a win-win scenario!
Get your camera time no matter what.
In the industry of fame, you have be a bit pushy. Even when the spotlight isn’t on you, make sure it is! If you see a paparazzi taking pictures of a well-known public figure, you better run right in front of that celebrity and hog those cameras! Whether you’ve done your hair and makeup or not, you have to make sure the people see you!
Lying ties into this point, too. For instance, one time I found Judith Ward walking on the street. She wasn’t in the best mood, but that didn’t stop me from trying to get a picture with her. At first, she denied to take a selfie with me, but once I told her I’m her number one fan, she caved in. I wasn’t going to let this opportunity pass!
And yet I still haven’t seen a single movie this Ward lady has been in. Oops.
Well that’s all I have for celebrity tips. To find out more, make sure you read my new book Get Famous by Any Means Necessary, which will be available soon at almost every grocery store in the country. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to get the book sold in traditional book stores. Apparently streaming myself streaking down the book aisles is “lewd” and “on grounds of being banned,” but that’s a whole different story entirely.
If you want more tips about how to stand out, make sure you check out my girl Plexi’s article about how to be the life of a party! She has a lot of followers on Simstagram as well… even though I’m pretty sure she bought most of them.
