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QuickMeal Co. Expands Menu, Applesauce for Adults Included

Editor’s note Sorry to snap you out of the immersion. I just want to stress that the SMT has been, and always will be a...

Mysterious Well in Windenburg Ruins, Magic or Tragic?

As a party-goer in Windenburg, you must have seen an old wishing well somewhere in the Ruins. “No,” you say? Well, maybe you were...

Expedition Departs In Search of A New Land

In a time where sims venture into the outer space, little do sims know that land exploration is still a thing. An expedition is...

Restaurant Food Poisoning Case Raises Questions, Customers Enraged

The SMT received emails of angry customers asserting that dishes served in The Diving Pelican are made either poorly or with bad ingredients. With...

Constant Dishwashing: New Fashion or Mental Illness?

Since the May 25 “42nd world calibration” event, many sims have been claiming that they experience unusual urges for dishwashing, no matter where they...

Vandalism in Casbah Gallery, City Pressured

A series of property damages took place in the Casbah Gallery recently. These incidents left the San Myshuno City Hall under pressure — plumbing...

Vampire Attacks? FutureSim Labs Has You Covered

Law enforcement agencies are receiving more and more reports of a so-called “vampire attack” since January of this year. “Many sims were found fainted,...

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