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Widespread Supernatural Power Occurs, MoHSS

The SimNation Ministry of Health and Sim Services (MoHSS) said on Fall 7 that medical centers across the continent have been receiving patients who...

Breaking: Unverified Epidemic Outbreak Causes Panic, Exposes Secluded Town

In the early morning of Spring 9, Oasis Springs local Johnny Zest found a sim collapsed on the pavement before his house. The man...
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Apartment-Raider Apprehended, Identity Remains Mystery

In recent months, the San Myshuno Police Department has been busy investigating a series of apartment burglaries. On a recent press release, the department...

Missing Archaeologists Discover Hidden Omiscan Temple

On the first of May, the previously missing archaeologists—Kaitlyn Hamilton and Paul Guevara—finally made contact with the outside world. Guevara told the police that...

Constant Dishwashing: New Fashion or Mental Illness?

Since the May 25 “42nd world calibration” event, many sims have been claiming that they experience unusual urges for dishwashing, no matter where they...
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Another Snowless Snowflake Day, Meteorologist Says

With Snowflake Day around the corner, every household is busy making last-minute decorations, such as putting up wreaths or plopping down gift boxes. But...

Expedition Departs In Search of A New Land

In a time where sims venture into the outer space, little do sims know that land exploration is still a thing. An expedition is...
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Willow Creek Sim Fined for Spooking Neighbor in Costume

Magnolia police arrested and fined an old lady for trespassing on Fall 10. Law enforcement states that they made the arrest based on reports...

Oasis Springs Spa Death Shocks Zen Again Members

On Sunday, a sim was found dead at a spa in Oasis Springs. His death was determined to be caused by overheating from the...
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Restaurant Food Poisoning Case Raises Questions, Customers Enraged

The SMT received emails of angry customers asserting that dishes served in The Diving Pelican are made either poorly or with bad ingredients. With...
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