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Breaking: Unverified Epidemic Outbreak Causes Panic, Exposes Secluded Town

In the early morning of Spring 9, Oasis Springs local Johnny Zest found a sim collapsed on the pavement before his house. The man...

Restaurant Food Poisoning Case Raises Questions, Customers Enraged

The SMT received emails of angry customers asserting that dishes served in The Diving Pelican are made either poorly or with bad ingredients. With...
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No Need for Pocket Extinguisher! Firefighters to The Rescue

After a top-secret session, the Global Assembly has enacted a new set of fire safety guidelines that mandate the establishment of firefighting forces worldwide....

Interior Decorator Association Upholds Research Prize as Bizarre Physics Persists

Even though part of the strange phenomena mysteriously cleared up on Summer 14th, the Interior Decorator Association announced at the beginning of Fall that...

QuickMeal Co. Expands Menu, Applesauce for Adults Included

Editor’s note Sorry to snap you out of the immersion. I just want to stress that the SMT has been, and always will be a...
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Vampire Attacks? FutureSim Labs Has You Covered

Law enforcement agencies are receiving more and more reports of a so-called “vampire attack” since January of this year. “Many sims were found fainted,...

Ministry of Labor Accepts Individual Career Registration

As of yesterday, many sims who were previously considered unemployed can register themselves with their desired titles to the Ministry of Labor. It is...
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Oasis Springs Spa Death Shocks Zen Again Members

On Sunday, a sim was found dead at a spa in Oasis Springs. His death was determined to be caused by overheating from the...

Jules’ Column: Fall 1ˢᵗ Edition

Hi, readers! I hope y’all had an enjoyable and memorable weekend, because I can barely remember mine. I think I might’ve passed out at...
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New Summer Trend Makes Sims Frolicking Around Public Waters, Fishing Hobbyists Disapprove

As the temperature gets ever so higher, water activities started to pop up here and there around SimNation. Justa LLC, a company producing lawn...
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