Recently, emergency dispatchers in our city have been receiving more and more calls related to babies. Sims around the country have been reporting that – get this – babies are JUMPING out of their cots and instantly growing three feet taller.
One such baby was Ulrika Jenson, the child of working mom Anita Jenson. Anita called the emergency services after her baby flew out of her cot on her birthday. “We were all standing around her bed, celebrating her birthday, when all of a sudden things went very odd. She jumped up out of her cot, and before she hit the floor, she stretched out and grew three feet!”
Anita’s story is echoed by lots of parents around the city. Lots of mothers, fathers and babysitters are reporting that babies are acting very strangely on their birthdays. Anita told us about how shocked she was.
“All of a sudden, my baby turned into a five year-old child. She had a full head of hair and proper clothes on. This didn’t happen to me when our first child, Sunita, aged up in 2012. It was still a bit odd – she spun around on the floor and grew a little bit – but we had to teach her to walk, talk, and use the potty. Ulrika just knew all of that from the moment she grew up.”
City officials have told us that these events have only started happening since September 2014, and that they are currently investigating five hundred open cases of what is now called “Flying Baby Child”. We will, of course, update our readers as the story develops.
Let us know if you, an OMP reader, see this happening to your child! We want to see your pictures and videos.
