Shock SIMBESITY EPIDEMIC hits SimCity!
New reports from the SimCity Health Board have shown that Sim obesity levels have hit an all-time high at 74%. This shock new figure...
Newcrest Sim makes THOUSANDS in one day, see how!
When Bob and Eliza Pancakes relocated to the town of Newcrest, they were not expecting their cost of living to go so high. But,...
DON’T PANIC! We’re Here To Save Christmas!
Don't worry if you seem to be worrying constantly this holiday season - everyone gets a bit panicky this time of year, especially when...
Scandal Rocks Willow Creek: Bella Goth caught CHEATING!
As if the poor Goth family of Willow Creek weren't already up to their necks in rumors and controversy, Bella Goth has got the...
The Newest 2016 Styles from Windenburg and Beyond!
The new year is here, which means brand new styles! And who wants to be left wearing last season's clothes? That's right, nobody. Being...
Watch out…there’s BEARS about!
LOCAL citizens have been left shaken after a wave of pranks involving people dressed as bears of various colours made its way to SimCity....
Local mom makes THOUSANDS with this one easy trick!
Recently, the government conducted a census, and noted that the 'bed monster' population has grown by over 700% since last week. "Rubbish", I hear...
Broadcasters rejoice! WE HAVE NEWS!
After months of waiting and silence from the News Bringers, the Sims News Wire has reported that there is something truly shocking coming to...
Doctors hate him! Learn this Sim’s tricks for losing weight…FAST!
Last time we talked about how a shock obesity epidemic hit SimCity, leaving the population at an obesity rate of 74%! But don't fear,...
Got a case of Bloaty Head? This trick will cure you INSTANTLY!
Welcome to Oh My Plumbob, our new bi-weekly original column. We're here to help you learn something you might not have known about the...